Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 680 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/205 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete 28 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Win a round as the robot
Win a round as the blob
Win as the robot
Win as the blob
Win flawlessly as the robot (3-0)
Win flawlessy as the blob (3-0)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 9/12 (120/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Create a Potion
Cast the Meteor Spell
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
